It's from Victorinox. It's a Swiss Army knife. It has a USB memory.
Now that has been done before. But this time they've outdone themselves with the gift that would say you are a total twat.
It's 18 karat gold. It can be engraved with your monogram. It starts at 1Gbyte. It costs from 980 euros. And it doesn't even have a knife blade, because you can't take knives on planes.