I saw this placard for the Helston Packet, in Mullion.
I think it's the "20 MPH" that turns it from a good local paper headline into a great one.
Other places people break 60 MPH or 30 MPH limits. Only in Cornwall is it news when they break a 20 MPH limit. And not just news, but headline, out-on-a-placard-on-the-street news.
In London, things are faster and more dangerous. The best I've seen here is "POLICE PIG BITES BOY"
Sorry for the poor angle on the photo. I was carrying presents from the car, and couldn't crouch to get it lined up better....
Happy New Year to you all, anyway!